Uneasy Hearts Weigh the Most

The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can't be bothered to learn English" and "Mexicans are taking all our jobs". So, you're saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn't speak English, how bad at your job were you?

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:30:47 -0400

wtfgtfomanny: ratchetmess: Try not to fall in love What’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:39:34 -0400

wtfgtfomanny:

ratchetmess:

Try not to fall in love

What’s going on?

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:05:45 -0400

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:09:23 -0400

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

collegefitnessfight: child-of-the-darkness: lolitalisa-almost-d...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:02:54 -0400

collegefitnessfight:

child-of-the-darkness:

lolitalisa-almost-dead:

merryblossoms:

xshvmir:

strong-and-stronger:

Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.

Yessss! She’s gorgeous!

Can this be a new thing? Please?

This needs to be on everybody’s dash

Always reblog ❤

Yes

chronicsmokeanation: BLFYG NIGGAHHHH “SPACE” By @Wan2times...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:48:04 -0400

chronicsmokeanation:

BLFYG NIGGAHHHH

“SPACE”

By @Wan2times & @SUEDEGOD94

dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:32:12 -0400

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

laughingstation: More FUNNY POST here!

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:36:23 -0400

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

trill-overdosed:

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:03:36 -0400

trill-overdosed:

every-one-is-mad-here: h-ellomisslady: tonyyyyy. UUUUUUGGGHHHH...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:01:28 -0400

every-one-is-mad-here:

h-ellomisslady:

tonyyyyy.

UUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH

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Fri, 03 May 2013 17:46:14 -0400

c-0ralista: laughingstation: nayx: why More FUNNY POST...

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:35:58 -0400

c-0ralista:

laughingstation:

nayx:

why

More FUNNY POST here!

This is so smart, I would have never thought about doing this ever

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Fri, 03 May 2013 17:28:11 -0400

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Thu, 02 May 2013 00:57:26 -0400

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Thu, 02 May 2013 00:52:41 -0400

thisisnotbeauty: recoverfromedmemes: The Gosling approves. i...

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:54:33 -0400

thisisnotbeauty:

recoverfromedmemes:

The Gosling approves.

i can’t even. this is gold.

itsimpossibletohaveagoodulr: Woah

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:55:09 -0400

itsimpossibletohaveagoodulr:

Woah

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:47:16 -0400

feyminism: #me when i’m a parent

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:10:46 -0400

feyminism:

#me when i’m a parent

youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh: kavto-m: wander1ustt: 15poundstosu...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:08:29 -0400

youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh:

kavto-m:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!

Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok